Archive for January 28th, 2009

Kurt Cobain: self-martyring time-traveller

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

We’re all living in a lie.

from Idolator via What?

@Marth: Yep. In that same string, Kurt recorded a slowed-down, acoustic version of “Beat It”. The arrangement of the track was later copped by David Archuleta, propelling him to the American Idol crown, and making neo-grunge the trend of 2008 for America’s tweens. By 2012, Mormonism was the country’s dominant religion. Horrified, Kurt travelled back in time to 1994 and shot both himself and Courtney Love.

Courtney Love is not dead and Twilight is a bestselling franchise. The timeline is reverting to the original.